So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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