But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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