The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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