Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
love makes seman taste better
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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