I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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