dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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