I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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