You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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