super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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