just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
she told me i tasted like america
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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