Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Randomize
