before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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