A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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