After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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