No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Randomize
