I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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