Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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