we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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