So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
