I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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