Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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