Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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