Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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