the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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