I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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