i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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