on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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