you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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