Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize