YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
we're so committed to being not committed
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