Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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