My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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