508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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