There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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