Is it normal to miss your booty call?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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