u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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