the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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