why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Are my feet made of real feet?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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