quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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