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they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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