What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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