Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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