are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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