Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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