party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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