what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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