so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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