my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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