Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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