Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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