So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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