He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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